bespectacled delectable

An attractive female wearing glasses to correct an optical impairment.

Wow, did you see that bespectacled delectable? I'm smitten...

by barneyman November 27, 2010

defecation

Another word for pooping. Also a type of vandalism unless it's done on the toilet.

A: I would like to get to your attention that someone has vandalized your lawn
B: It's defecation. I thought a dog took a dump in my lawn and I was just about to find and sue the owner of whatever dog pooped there.

by NHRHS2010 June 16, 2011

detective

The person or persons who asks too many questions, wanting to know too much detail, especially when the detail is not necessarily essential to the conversation.

Friend: Hey Fundo, wanna hang out with me and a couple of chicks tonight?
Fundo: I can't. I got a hot date tonight.
Friend: What's her name?
Fundo: Lacy.
Friend: Where you taking her?
Fundo: Damn, man. Who are you? The fuckin' detective?!

by authOOr June 26, 2006

defeated

to make something go away or be destroyed.
someone who got his/her ass kicked royally
to lose at a video game

We defeated that pizza quick.
You got defeated by the punk ass Johnny.
That table was defeated last night.

by Stelio Agganis April 13, 2003

Defecrate

Pooping on or against something that is holy. Considered to be a faux pas in most cultures.

"Dude! So William visited the Sistine chapel yesterday, but got arrested for defecrating on the altar! I'd bail him out, but there's no deal when crucifixion is involved."
"Yea, and defecratest thou not in the Holiest of Grails, lest ye be damned into eternity."

by Werpdwerg November 1, 2008

dildo deflector

A life altering conundrum wherein life shakes your hand with a knife up its sleeve.

I didn't know whether or not to take Damon's offer of a ride home because I knew I'd end up in a dildo deflector later on when he'd try to give it to me in the butt.

by zackola January 13, 2008

Matantei [Mythical Detective] Loki Ragnarok

A japanese anime series that is absolutely wonderful, but watched by almost no one, since most people prefer shit like Naruto. Anyhow, this is an anime based on Norse Mytholody, about the god Loki who is banished to Earth in a child's body. There he opens the Enjaku Detective Agency with his lovely assistant, Yamino Ryuusuke, to do what he can to return to the heavens.

List of characters:
.Loki (main character, owner of the Enjaku Detective Agency)
.Yamino Ryusuke (Midgardsormr, Loki's son who, on earth, is in the form of a tall, beautiful butler)
.Mayura Daidouji (Paranormal-obsessed 17 year old girl who hangs around Loki and Yamino's place constantly)
.Narugami Thor (The god of thunder, on Earth, is in the form of a young man who has a new part-time job about every episode.)
.Heimdall (On Earth, he takes the form of a young boy, like Loki/An enemy of Loki's)
.Frey (A dashing young man who comes to Earth to kill Loki, but soon drops the job and spends a lot of time enjoying some of life's simple pleasures)
.Koutaro Kakinouchi (A hot, human boy who attends Mayura's school. A bit of a womanizer, and thinks highly of himself due to how rich his family is. Owns many businesses and corporations)
.Reiya Oshima (A young, sweet little girl who is in love with Loki/Actually Freiya, goddess of love)
.Freiya (The goddess of love, A tall blonde woman who is desperate for Loki's love, even despite his altered state)
.The Norns (Three goddess sisters who are ordered by Odin to assassinate Loki.
.Fenrir (Loki's son, the older sibling of Midgardsormr, who takes the form of a small black puppy on Earth.)
.Hel (Loki's daughter, goddess of the underworld. She becomes determined to murder her father.)




"...a great blend if brilliant animation, Norse Mythology and fun characters..."
-Monsters and Critics

"...a tantalizing mix of fantasy, comedy and supernatural sleuthing."
-Suite101.com
Good Anime fans should watch Matantei Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok

by Bailey B. December 26, 2008