decreasable

the potential to become less

ben is decreasable because he is sick with the sniffles.

by Lizzia November 10, 2007

Decorated Like a Davis

Having a moustache of epic proportions

Steve you are "Decorated Like a Davis "

by VVS Laxman October 13, 2008

Decreasement

A smaller amount of what was before.

"sorry ill make sure ill note to make a decreasement in the amount of times i say decreasement."

by hayley haha March 14, 2009

decoratleted

Decorating while fueled by large bottles of wine.

we decoratleted halloween cookjies while drinkijng two large boottles of wine.

by frankie_benjamin October 21, 2010

Deforested

When a woman shaves, but shaves infrequently. This mean that while the trees have all been cut down, the stumps are all still there, making a generally soft and enjoyable area feeling like you're having marital relations with two, wet pieces of sandpaper. If you come away from a sexual encounter with abrasions on your inner thighs or lower stomach, it might be time for her to mow the lawn again. Ignoring this problem can lead to unsightly callouses, arguments, neuroses and extended periods sleeping on the couch, sometimes voluntarily. Also, occasionally, the mixture of the man's pubic hair and the woman's untended garden CAN have a Velcro effect. Several drinks, a pair of scissors and a very steady hand can alleviate this problem

My deforested girlfriend loves it when I go down on her, but I hate having to apply Bactine to my tongue afterwards...

by ZStar930 April 18, 2011

decoration delirium

A state by which a person has decorations of several holidays up at the same time.

Wife: "Did you see Bob put up his Christmas lights?"
Husband: "Yes I noticed that he also still has the Halloween Flag flying, poor guy- he must suffer from "decoration delirium!"

by what the .... November 25, 2011

Decrete

To decrete is to shit.

Gotta decrete, brb.

by Fallalalla December 14, 2011