Dave Drunk

Dave Drunk occurs when you have consumed alcohol to the point that you can no longer maintain the slightest level of social interaction. Common with anyone named Dave. Cause can be associated to actions such as chugging a bottle of Fireball.

Dave: Dude, what happened last night, I woke up on in my room with my boots on. Last I remember is nose diving into the fire.
Friend: After you tried to burn yourself alive we drug you to bed by the ankles. You were Dave Drunk, again.

by beersforyou February 11, 2010

dave grohlasm

the heightened state of excitement or ecstasy experienced when watching or listening to Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters.

Mel experienced multiple dave grohlasms when listening to the Foo Fighters new album.

by mdtx2 October 3, 2007

Disgusting Dave

When you don't shower, live in filth, and sometimes shit yourself while still maintaining a job and somehow can still encourage broken women to play with your diddle.

"Hey, what the fuck is up with that guy?"

"Oh, dont mind him, hes just living his life being a Disgusting Dave"

by Dorothy Valmont April 16, 2020

Daveed Diggs

Hottest man on earth, is known as the fastest rapper on broadway

“Daveed Diggs is so hot in Hamilton”

by heynoyesno July 23, 2020

Papa Dave

A super hot guy with long grey hair and a bushy beard that is about 469 pounds. He will pick u up with his dank rusty old white van that has red spray paint saying free WiFi. If u ask, the WiFi password is ur being kidnapped.

Dude I wish papa Dave was here to satisfy muh

by The_Dank_Kid-69 February 22, 2018

Dave Grohl

A very talented musician. Dave has preformed with bands such as Nirvana whom he played drums for, Queens of the Stoneage who he drummed with, and his own band, the Foo Fighters, where he plays guitar and sings lead vocals. He also has drummed with Nine Inch Nails and headed the heavy metal project Probot.

Dave Grohl has played with a LOT of bands.

by Rusty Shackelfurd September 14, 2005

dave chappelle

One of the funniest man alive. A gennous in comedy.
He had a show called "Chappelle's Show" in which he made 2 seasons. He had a third seasosn of previously cancelled episodes called the "Lost Episodes". All three seasons are on DVD. But it, its a must.

Billy: Dave, I dont feel so good, could you call the nurse?
Dave CHappelle: Sure Billy, whats wrong? are you alright?
Dave Chappelle calling the nurse: Nurse could you come in here quickly please? Billy is getting his ass whipped in street ball and I need a witness.

by cates September 25, 2006