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sleeve driving

What you do on a cold winter day, when you don't have gloves. You pull the sleeves of your jacket or sweater over your hands as to prevent them from touching the icy steering wheel.
Passenger: "Jesus! You're all over the road man! You tryin to kill us?"

Driver: "Give me a break, it's forty below, icy as balls and I'm sleeve driving over here!"
by Johnny5ive January 4, 2012
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Braille Driving

The art of driving totally by feel.

If someone is reversing out of a driveway and scrapes the whole length of the car along the fence they are said to be 'braille driving'.

Other examples are reversing in to posts or poles - once the driver hits the pole they know to stop.

Braille driving while parallel parking is achieved by running the tyres along the kerb or bumping in to the car behind or in front.

Any sort of driving that involves putting scrapes, dings, dents or bingles on the vehicle is considered to be braille driving.

Anything larger than a scrape, ding, dent or bingle is known as 'Advanced Braille Driving'.
"What are all those dings in your car"?

"I have been practising my braille driving"
by MrsMeat February 20, 2012
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Monkey driving a watermelon

A monkey driving a watermelon train to some song called “Cadillac.”The video is so epic that it makes me not pay attention in Spanish class.
people spam the video of a monkey driving a watermelon on discord.
by V4LK February 10, 2021
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Cole I’m Not Driving Tonight

It means that cole is a stupid cunt and that i can’t drive tonight
Yeah fuck you cole i’m not driving tonight
by sajdfkl jalskdjf klasdf July 22, 2020
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Junk Driving

Driving with your pecker and nut sack exposed. Taking your dick and balls out of your underwear Fly and through the zipper of your pants while driving.
L.A. driving is so stressful I need to relax so if you see me smiling behind the wheel, it's probably because I'm junk driving.
by Ringtone Records September 2, 2010
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fat truck driving lesbian

1. A man hating, butch kind of she male who wears CIA sunglasses when driving, has shaved hair a nose ring and plays an acoustic guitar to reveal the sensitive side of her personality.

2. A she male who's ass is as big as her truck
1. She's most likely to say: 'get outta the way small dick, i'm a fat truck driving lesbian and i'm gonna sing the times are changin'

2. She's most likely to hear: 'get off the sidewalk. there's a fat truck driving lesbian whose ass crack will swallow us'
by xiao hauzi July 4, 2006
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Crunk Driving

When your driving sober, but you pretend to drive like your drunk/under the influence of drugs.
Eli: "Dude your swerving the car on this straight road!"
Orion: "Don't worry he is just Crunk Driving."
by Oshla December 9, 2010
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