Typicaly a thin one peice strechy dress thats very tight, too tight for bra or panties, very revealing and slips off quickly. It totaly screams "Fuck Me" for the woman wearing it to every man who sees her in it.
She walked in wearing a fuck me dress and the room went silent save for the sounds of mens jaws hitting the floor.
Often worn with "Fuck Me Heels/or/Boots" by good looking Babes or even "Cougers"
Often worn with "Fuck Me Heels/or/Boots" by good looking Babes or even "Cougers"
by Anon000 April 23, 2008
(noun.) Absolute bullshit that all started on the dreadful day February 26, 2015. Like, people fightiNG over if the dress is gold and white or is it blue and black.
"is the dress gold and white or is it blue and black?"
"the white and gold dress is absolute bullshit, that's what it is."
"the white and gold dress is absolute bullshit, that's what it is."
by ny00m_ February 27, 2015
A totalitarian system method of civil control which punish all methods of self expression and individualism which do not conform to the states or campus's commands. Subjects who are punished who break this policy are removed from the group and have micro chips installed in to their brain to commands them.
by 798325798523410972357092350978 September 27, 2022
To apply lubricant to a vagina, in preparation to make mad love to it (the vagina, not the lubricant, although I guess you'd be hitting that too).
by BigHuckinChicken July 23, 2006
LBD: Little Black Dress for the sole purpose of seducing men. Most women have one in the recesses of their closet. This is the dress that is just a little too short. Just a little too tight. One that hugs curves you never knew you had. One that looks as if it was made for your body and your body only. One that makes you feel sexy the second you put it on. It has to be simple. All black, no buttons or ornamentation. The exhibition of the LBD should only be used in emergencies because once revealed, it would never again have its full potency. The philosophy of the LBD is a writ in the canon of the Sisterhood.
(Thanks to thetreacletart!)
(Thanks to thetreacletart!)
It was time to bring in the big guns. It was time for the LBD - the Little Black Dress (pause for dramatic emphasis - lightening crashes, thunder rolls, small animals scurrying away in fright). He'd be mush in her hands before long.
by daughter of a b**** January 22, 2006
A man's bathrobe.
Name applies to the garment when worn either by a man or women.
Named because of its resemblance to the dress Jennifer Lopez wore during the 2000 Grammy Award ceremony that was criticized for being revealing.
Name applies to the garment when worn either by a man or women.
Named because of its resemblance to the dress Jennifer Lopez wore during the 2000 Grammy Award ceremony that was criticized for being revealing.
Men's robes are so revealing, they resemble Jennifer Lopez's dress. Therefore, a man's bathrobe is called a Jennifer Lopez dress.
by Bed time January 01, 2010
by CannibalGuppy April 02, 2004