Douchebagery

adj.; the act, actions, or status of being a "douchebag"

Tim was being such a jerk, that I couldn't stand his "douchebagery" anymore and I punched him in the head.

by Josh Meyer May 6, 2006

Douchebag

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confuzed with douche. A.K.A Roman

G: Roman keeps telling his friends all this stuff, and now he's threatning you.
J: Omg, he is such a douchebag.

by JF...G...is...Bestie September 23, 2017

Douchebaggery

To engage in douchebag behavior

Did you see Kanye West on the VMAs? That was some real douchebaggery!

by Blackcat16 March 8, 2010

douchebagovna

1: a name given to any female of the Russian community that exhibits douche bag tendencies. Whether this may refer to the expressions on her face, or her poor attempts at social interaction- or rather her poor attempts at getting herself dressed properly in the morning, all constitute the true essence of a DOUCHEBAGOVNA.

"Yulia is such a douchebagovna".

by douchebagovna August 4, 2009

Douchebarge

A means of nautical conveyance for someone who is so overwhelmingly douchy that their douchiness requires a fucking barge to get from point a-to-point-wherever-the-fuck-else.

The word of the year for 2011 and 2010 (retroactively).

OMG! I hooked-up with John Mayer after his show last night and instead of fucking me all he did was eat my ass for an hour! I'm chapped as fuck! What a DOUCHEBARGE!

by Kitchy-koo January 16, 2011

douchebaggery

to carry out n such a manner that is generally offensive, lude, rude, and/or of a prick

a man wakes up to the noise of his crying infant, waits to see if it will stop. finally awakens to walk right past the infants room to go smoke a ciggarette fist, then tend to infants needs.....his actions are classic douchebaggery

by loo hoo May 13, 2011

douchebag chords

Chords douchebag usually learn and stick to with the guitar, for the purpose of sounding cool at parties. You can easily spot a douchebag using douchebag chords at any event, since he's a poorly educated wannabe musician, hardly scoring with any of the poor-looking half-baked floozies, while the cool full-on stoned attendants are properly getting infuriated by the amount of G, C, A, E and D chords (with no variations) played randomly while accompanying cheesy, ill-written lyrics.

Stephen : Hey man, take a look at the freakin' prick in the bedroom.
Brian : Oh man, you talkin' about the guy with the dirty goatee and the cheap guitar ? I thought I could hear douchebag chords being played !
Stephen : You damn right, and look at the crowd around the bed, what a bunch of losers.
Brian : Hey man you got that weed ? Gotta numb my brain from this excruciating sonic bullshit.
Stephen : Sit right back in that couch mister, you gonna be taken care of. Just fire up the volcano, everything's gonna be alright.
Brian : You rock, I love you.
Stephen : I love you too, bromosexual.

by Klisstoriss April 17, 2012