Toilet Dildo

A jet stream of water from a rigged toilet that shoots up your butthole, and thereby raping you with your own bodily wastes.

Guy-scarred-for-life: That toilet back fired on me!!!
Prankster: How did you enjoy your toilet dildo?

by JKDBLV July 30, 2010

dildo abuser

someone who abuses a dildo or uses it to much during sexual stimulation

kate ur such a fuckin dildo abuser

by irishg322 May 12, 2007

Dildo of Consequence

The severe shafting experienced after an illegal, immoral invasion.

Russian trolls experienced the Dildo of Consequence, which arrived unlubed, in the Kerson region of Ukraine

by Anglo Saxon Fella November 13, 2022

Dildo Farm

A place where little baby dildos grow up to be big strong dildos

Elizbeth, you are a big fat dildo farm.

by Sex Monkey 200 April 29, 2009

President Dildo

Another winning nickname for the 45th POTUS.

My investments are bringing huge returns and I am utterly brilliant thanks to President Dildo!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019

Dildo Darts

A game of precision and pleasure involving dildos, one player pulls down their dacks and the opposing player (or enjoyer) hurls the "dildo dart" aiming for a bullseye ie. right in the sphinc.

Peter got a bullseye, playing dildo darts, on Dan who loved it so much, his knees gave way and he finished off in his pants.

by ihatemimes June 19, 2007

Dildo Faggins

A gay person but with more emphasis

bruh that kid is such a dildo faggins

by autismo1 August 19, 2020