Custom Labs

Custom labs is an entity we created to funnel our dreams into in the hopes of developing it into something extraordinary and unlike anything seen before

Have you seen the ghost project by Custom Labs?

by Knightfire June 27, 2025

Customer Suckcess

When your job is to be a trusted advisor for customers, but your product sucks so hard, all you can guarantee is customer suckcess.

Bob: "Oh, I didn't tell you? The customer terminated their contract"
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."

by GlazeHer July 1, 2025

Customised pronouns

Unlike based pronouns like "he", "she", "it" and "they" or neopronouns from LGBTQ+, I've also created many customised pronouns that is based on the original ones.

Here's the list of my customised pronouns: Including:
Subjective / objective / possessive adjective / possessive pronoun / reflexive

thing, thing, things, things, thingself (dehumanising pronoun)
te, ter, tes, ters, terself (based on they/he/she)
two, twom, twos, twos, twoself (from "two")
ae, aem, aer, aers, aerself (based on "they")
I, Im, Ir, Irs, Irself (Based on the pronoun "I" but in third person, always capitalised)
urban, urbam, urbar, urbams, urbanself (from "urban")
dict, dim, dir, dirs, dictself (from "dict")
friend, friendem, friender, frienders, friendself (from "friend")
X, Xm, Xr, Xrs, Xrself (from the letter "X") "Xm" is pronounced as "ksim" and so on
gay, gaim, gair, gais, gayself (from "gay")
nig, nigm, nigr, nigrs, nigself (from the offensive "n-word" "nigm" is pronounced as "ni-gum"

by marcotoa October 24, 2025

porn customer

what a porn star calls someone who watches their porn

"Hey guys guess what?! I got my first porn customer yesterday!"

by yourfreakingmom April 12, 2016

urban customer

A "scary" black or latino male looking to spend some money.

"Who usually shops here?"
"We get alot of urban customers"

by YungStacks February 18, 2017

Pretentious customer

Usually a very petty person with a limited point of view and absolutely no patience. One that thinks that the express lane is only for them!

A pretentious customer is one to think it is okay to cut in front of everyone with a full cart through the speed lane because they don't want to wait in that long line over there. I'm a special snowflake.

by Linit March 29, 2017

ultimate customer experience

When a company or organization provides customer service that exceeds all expectations and you walk away feeling like a pretty princess. Abbreviated as UCE.

I just went to the scooter shop and had the ultimate customer experience.

by babouarcher June 30, 2017