Johnson Curl

A weight that you use your Johnson to lift up off the ground

"Look at that guy over there, he's Johnson curling 100lbs!!"

"I wish my Johnson could curl that much"

by theoreticalbias May 1, 2023

headboard curls

Rough sex, your head smashes the headboard so hard your hair curls

Damn Amy, how much did you pay for those headboard curls girl? And fuck, get some ice on that forehead

by Fuksohawd July 24, 2016

David's Curl

a David's Curl is a thin or thick curled strand of hair lying on the face or forehead.

Cassidy: I like that curly little hair strand on your face.
David: Thanks. I like your pigtails
Cassidy: Thanks, btw lets call that curly hair strand a David's Curl.
David: Sure.

by Gorillidus October 21, 2024

curls

if you have curls, you is probably the sexiest nigga alive and gets all the babes

girl: omg he is so fucking hot 🥵
her friend: what the guy with the curls, yes i totally agree🤪🤪🥵🥵

by bigdaddyky October 6, 2020

Curling oot a toaldy

When you do a massive steamy shite that curls out your arse like a Mr Whipy ice cream

Waitress - Would your friend like to order dessert?

Me - I'm not sure, he's currently in the toilet curling oot a toaldy

by Supersonictittysucker November 18, 2020

Spicy Cheese Curl

When a person with a cheesy foreskin pulls it back and allows a willing participant to suck and clean the cheese away from the head. The result is a unit that is left shiny and clean.

I offered my girl a spicy cheese curl last night. I came way feeling clean and I think she appreciated being able to help me maintain such good hygiene.

by Durka Durka Mohammed al Smith January 15, 2022

Curling kid

Kids who are being treated like a curling stone by their parents. Absolutely useless!

You: “Kids in this generation dont even know how to pour a glass of water for themselves”

Me: Aaah, these curling kids man!

by ThecoolgenZ June 1, 2023