Cucumber

its long, hard, and has cum in the middle

Person A:"Riddle Me This, whats long, hard, and has "cum" in the middle."
Person B: "a penis."
Person A: "NO NO THE ANSWER IS CUCUMBER-"

by Amoger August 6, 2022

Cucumber prank

A silly act/prank that can be explained with 2 words:

Cucumber prank!

Your friend finds that his backpack is in the other side of the classroom, He asks: Where is my backpack! You say : Cucumber prank:)

by Martynas_Hu May 28, 2024

Carnal Cucumber

Vegetarian option of meat-based penis slang or simile.

Example :

1). My girlfriend got her dip all over my carnal cucumber !
2). I'm going to use my carnal cucumber to turn her vegetarian.

3). She might be vegan but we'll see if she can take all my carnal cucumber ...

by Chilly Beef March 6, 2018

Cucumber

When someone makes good criticism against someone else and they don’t address it because they are getting bullied or have self-diagnosed depression.

“I can’t handle this; I’m already getting bullied...” Sherry said. “Come on, don’t pull a Cucumber.” John said.

by Duck_Yourself123 December 19, 2020

microwaved cucumber

If a boy means nothing to you, but he's warmer than a dildo

Do you I actually like my fuckbuddy or is he just a microwaved cucumber?

by AriAndJoe June 25, 2022

swaggy cucumber

mid streamer who never finishes a sentence
also a furry and emo

damn that swaggy cucumber really looks like a furry with those cat ears on

by hugeballZ March 25, 2022

French Cucumber

this is when you give a woman a STD. frenchy style with your cucmber.

10 shots of Jose, 10 shots of Wabo, and a French Cucumber later her crotch was stinging like a wasp!

by Kung-fu dave February 26, 2010