cucumelo

An awesome mushroom

"Man I took some cucumelos last night, I was high as fuck!"

by Babymaker98340328409345 February 6, 2014

Cucuy Hair

When your hair looks like a monster resembling a monster bunny named Cookie that appears to have a hormonal imbalance and looks scary.

Jason has cucuy hair so bad right now.

by Dwags4409 August 28, 2014

cucucufuud

A chair

I like that cucucufuud.

by Gooooooogggggllleee June 25, 2016

cucumber gentleman

When a girl loses her virginity to a cucumber

Emily: so how did you guys first do it? Was the guy hot?

Tori: umm... I lost my virginity with a cucumber.

Emily: he must have been a real "cucumber gentleman"

by Savage Cucumber May 20, 2016

Cucumber encumberer

A more esoteric term for "cock blocker" derived from the term "encumber: to restrict or burden (someone or something) in such a way that free action or movement is difficult." and "cucumber: a hard pickle, and pickle means penis."
The term may also exist in the form of "encumber(ed/ing) the/my/his cucumber" as well as other possible combinations.

"Jenny's crazy roommate who adopted 4 cats and hates men probably fingers herself to encumbering my cucumber like it's a fucking hobby. I just want a piece of Jenny!"
"Cucumber encumberer, keeping the cum out of her!"

by omfgireallydontcare August 16, 2016

Cucumber Witch

Someone who performs various feats often though unattainable by humans, but scares easily like a cat with a cucumber.

Person 1: How did she even do that? How did she guess that stuff?
Person 2: I don't know, I guess Bouchardino is just a cucumber witch.

by cucumber whore June 18, 2017

Cucumer

(n.) Somebody who often sexualizes cucumbers.

John: "hey babe wanna see my cucumber?"
Sharkisha: "ohhh John you're such a cucumer"

by Muffin_McMan June 25, 2017