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crusty wanker

someone who sits and plays there xbox all day and dosnt bathe
hey wanna go to my party, nah im having a lan party, whatta crusty wanker
by lolzorpoop September 8, 2010
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crusty barbie

A "crusty barbie" is when you cum on a barbie doll so much that overtime the barbie is coated in a thick layer of cum so it looks like a caveman in a block of ice
Mate I've cum so much on that barbie doll it's become a crusty barbie
by Dirtyrastaa August 7, 2017
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Crusty Snowman

To Ejaculate into a thin glass or tube, freeze over night and then use as a sex toy the next day.
Kate: "Hey can use this ice in my drink?"
Will: "Hell no!! That's my Crusty Snowman for later"
by Dillyboi February 13, 2019
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crusty seagull

When you have sex on the beach, and the man gets sand into the woman's vagina and she goes 'AWKKHH!' like a seagull.
Me n Jeff had sex on the beach last night, and he gave me a crusty seagull, the wanker.
by redem17 September 25, 2013
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crusty punk

A punk rocker who does not care so much they look like homeless street lurkers and will eat anything derived from anywhere such as discarded food tossed on the ground or left in the trash.

Crusty punks have no care for personal hygiene at all. The reference to being a Crusty Punk is based on them being so dirty they form a crust of filth around themselves.
Example 1:

I was at the Punk Rock gig my buddy went to and this crusty punk picked up a burger someone threw in the street and ate it.

Example 2:
I'm a crusty punk. I could care less where i find food, I will eat it even if it was in the trash.

Example 3:
Young man, I don't care if you like punk rock. You smell like a clothes hamper full of week old gym socks. Take a shower. I am not having a crusty punk living in my house!
by Fractious1 December 15, 2017
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Crusty Martha

As in Martha Stewart. A solo sex act that occurs at someone's house other than yours. When they aren't looking, you masturbate and then wipe your seed in their drapes.
While Jennifer was in the bathroom, I pulled a Crusty Martha on her new living room drapes.
by Tron Bobcat February 26, 2010
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Crusty Sandusky

The act of an older person having sex with a much younger person.

Just the act of having sex in a derogatory way
by dons2014 November 12, 2011
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