Crusty Snowman

To Ejaculate into a thin glass or tube, freeze over night and then use as a sex toy the next day.

Kate: "Hey can use this ice in my drink?"
Will: "Hell no!! That's my Crusty Snowman for later"

by Dillyboi February 13, 2019

crusty bloomers

An unwashed pair of old ladies' knickers which have been worn for so long without changing them, they develop a layer of crust on the inside.

Edith struggled for half-an-hour or more to peel off her stinking crusty bloomers from around her mid-riff.

"That was worse than peeling gaffer tape off a foam mattress", she remarked.

by The Double Bass Adonis August 16, 2012

crusty hannah

A crusty hannah is when a girl grates the crust of her feet onto the males dick and then proceeds to give him a blowjob until he cums mixing the foot crust and cum together.

Boy: "Girl get over here and grate that crusty foot flake on my nob!!"

Girl: "I can't wait to give you a crusty hannah".

by Crusty Feet January 25, 2014

crusty diego

when you jizz and let it dry on your penis, then have ear sex with your mexican slave named diego

man i hope this jizz dries soon so i can go have a crusty diego

by wickedwade August 13, 2011

crusty seagull

When you have sex on the beach, and the man gets sand into the woman's vagina and she goes 'AWKKHH!' like a seagull.

Me n Jeff had sex on the beach last night, and he gave me a crusty seagull, the wanker.

by redem17 September 25, 2013

Crusty Martha

As in Martha Stewart. A solo sex act that occurs at someone's house other than yours. When they aren't looking, you masturbate and then wipe your seed in their drapes.

While Jennifer was in the bathroom, I pulled a Crusty Martha on her new living room drapes.

by Tron Bobcat February 26, 2010

crusty creamer

The act of when you have late night sex and cum on a girl. She falls asleep and when she wakes up she's got crusty jizz on her face.

I got drunk last night and I gave this girl the crusty creamer.

by Dubble A & J. Roc July 3, 2015