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that's the way the cookie crumbles

that's just the way things happen...used by housewives from wisconsin who have not yet joined the 21st century
well dearie, i know you're upset you didn't get invited to the sock hop, but doncha know, that's the way the cookie crumbles
by l.a. rockstar May 28, 2004
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I just spilled tea all over my crumpets

When one gets over excited whilst watching some scantily clad ladies, and edjaculates in ones pants all over their crumpets!
"Is that some side dabloons I see?..................*10 seconds later*.................. Gosh darn it! I just spilled tea all over my crumpets!"
by Hellsayeah December 12, 2012
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crapplets

A large space consuming application on a computer.
"Dude! No wonder your computer is so slow. It's full of crapplets"
by Mooberry November 25, 2007
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Crumpet Muncher

Yo dude did you here beckys a crumpet Muncher
by Bossbitch420 June 24, 2016
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Crumpled

by Cooldude1770 November 27, 2018
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Eggy Crumpet

the cheesey crud found on charl's nob used to butter crumpets.
Andrew: Ey, Charls, Will ya butter me crumpet?
Charls: How eggy do you want it?
Andrew: Like you done Marks Eggy Crumpet
by smear my bell January 4, 2010
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court crumple

The awkward "falling to the court" celebration performed by a tennis player after winning a match.

The classic crumple features a twisting contortion of the upper body while the legs fold underrneath. Crumpling is highly ironic in that it usually follows spectacular feats of physical skill and endurance. Crying (for men) is a common, but not required, punctuation to the crumple.
Announcer: T. Ennis serving for match point here at 40-15.

Sound effect (p-thok)

Announcer: Buster String goes way wide to get it and belts it to the deep corner, but Ennis LEAPS AND PUTS IT AWAY FOR THE MATCH!

Sound effect (crowd roar, clapping)

Announcer: Ennis court crumples to celebrate the victory. That was lame. At least he's not - wait - yeah, he's crying.
I wish the men were more manly like the women.
by Capt. Craptastic May 19, 2010
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