Crooked Pussy

A horizontally aligned vagina - someone or something extraordinarily incorrect or dysfunctional

That crooked pussy over there dropped his car keys down the storm drain.

by Come on meow May 17, 2015

crook guts

A jarro-ism. Meaning you ate an off chicken sandwich from the servo.

Jarro says “that sandwich gave me crook guts”

by Accountability January 17, 2018

crook of the foot

The crook of your foot is the inside part where your foot slopes from your leg.

I had a hard time sliding a pair of skinny pants over the life sized mannequins crook of the foot.

by Dark_Brotherhood August 2, 2018

croomfie

an oomf/oomfie you have a crush on is your 'croomfie

i feel a vibe between us, you're my croomfie

by oomfieigor July 18, 2021

crooked hill

some musician that collaborates with the facetime guy and fries we used to eat dude. Name origin: some pub place I thin

"i coughed up butterflies when i listened to Crooked Hill music"
"Crooked Hill does not care what people say believe it or not"
"yo crooked! That song aint bad" You can also call him crooked.

by BigToeStephen January 21, 2022

Ray Crook

A kid who is a serious lightweight and after one beer or one shot he's hammered.

Sam:Who is that kid? He's pulling a Ray Crook!

Mark:Oh that's Adam Schmidt, after his one beer he was wasted. He already threw up twice

by ALowrie October 17, 2011

crooked letter

A word meaning the letter 'S'

"C-A- crooked letter, crooked letter, I, D-Y, who you know that cook a better pie?" -Cassidy

by MeAgain October 16, 2006