Crossed Eyes

You know beer goggles. Yea, like that but you're cross faded

Javier: Fuck bro I'm so cross faded

Anders: damn dude

Javier: Remy is so hot right now

Andres: Do you have crossed Eyes for her?

by RJtheFruit July 20, 2019

CROSSED THE SOUND

When you tongue punch a black girl’s fart box after Mexican Buffett and make out with her afterward

Yo bro do you have a breath mint? I just crossed the sound

by Joemo1994 December 14, 2019

crooted

when you clutch a recruit rush

I guess you can say you got crooted

by Quarksaysree February 2, 2020

Crooked Crack

When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.

Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.

by steammustachio May 31, 2020

crooser64

A person obsessed with Red Bull.

"I love red bull."
"Dude, you are a real crooser64."

by TrippelZ February 13, 2021

Crooked

When you're not gay but not straight. So you're bi or something like that idk. So someone calls you crooked in front of someone that doesn't know your sexuality. (btw I'm crooked too:)

Sister: Yo you crooked bitch!
Me: yo!
Mom: What's crooked?

by crooked.frog February 22, 2021

Crossed

Crossed

Why are you looking at me crossed

by Chachie1980 May 13, 2021