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Chocolate Squirties

A type of delicious squirticles made by the finest of poop
I love chocolate squirties
by Airborne999 May 24, 2018
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Street Chocolate

Poop, Crap, Shit, Fecal Matter left out on the street by bad pet owners or the homeless. Also a good name for a band.
A city with excess street chocolate has terrible citizens.
by sonzamonza March 30, 2014
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Special K Chocolate

the greatest food, in the history of mankind. very popular among overweight spanish teachers.
by mEtal0796 May 29, 2009
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Chocolate Firework

When 2 grown men "scissor" and turn in such a way that their buttholes are touching. After that, they commence in synchronized shitting while jacking eachother off. This spectacle is climaxed by a fireworks show of creamy jizz.
Can you believe Brett and Ryan actually pulled off a Chocolate Firework last night? I didn't think it was physically possible!
by Fjord Haymo December 10, 2010
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Crocodile Shit

A type of shit that when taken correctly while slide perfectly into the toilet water with no splash or sound, similar to a crocodile stealth-fully sliding into a river from the bank . For this to happen the turd in question must be long enough to reach the water from your ass.
Mary: "why are you so happy?"
John: "Just took a crocodile shit, no splash at all"
Alex: "Dude those are the best!"
*high fives John*
Alex: "I took one the other day that must have been over a foot-long!"
Mary: *dry heaves*

dump crap shit drop a log defecate
by Doctor.R November 17, 2010
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Chocolate Milf

Used as a noun. Also considered vulgar. In black history terms, a black mother I'd love to fuck.
by FUQ!!! September 24, 2009
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Chocolate Hot-dog

Also called the butt sausage, the Chocolate Hot-dog is a turd.
Who squeezed out a chocolate hot-dog into the urinal?
by Emilio Prieto December 1, 2010
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