criptacular

Handicapped acessible. Also a combination of crippled and spectacular!

"Man, this is not a criptacular bar"
"She has a criptacular room"

by lovemewhenIsmile October 20, 2007

Craptop

A mobile device (typically laptop or netbook) used while poopsurfing.

I have engaged the craptop, let the poopsurfing begin!

by Futile Cause May 28, 2010

Craptop

A MacBook ... or something that boots into Windows.

Honey ... my condolences to Steve Jobs, but your craptop MacBook still can't run RTCW from 2001!

by Der Gelb Baron October 13, 2011

crypto trader

Crypto Trader is someone who exchanges digital assets cryptocurrency Bitcoin etherium as investments.

Trading cryptocurrency can occur on an exchange or digital wallet to someone else’s digital wallet.

Also see bitcoin trading

Crypto trading

A crypto trader can become a full time job. Trading crypto can lead you to financial freedom. Coin whisperers trade everyday with profitable signals.

by Crypto_Info July 27, 2020

Monte Cristo

When one jerks off, cums in to the air, then proceedso to catch it in there mouth. Much like one would do with a m&m.

Me: I'm hungry dude.
friend: just have a Monte Cristo bro.

by Mastodon April 9, 2015

Marcus Garth Cristopher Haynes

It's a term used to describe a certain nigger that was associated with being gay and literally and figuratively being cancer.

"A yo Mom-Mom" said Marcus Garth Cristopher Haynes.

by xXThe Cancerous JUANXx October 1, 2017

craptomaniac

Person who steals turds and collects them

"My dog's turd is missing. I think Jenny is a craptomaniac"

by Jamie Sommers July 23, 2004