Phone Chimp

The social equivalent to an African American shoe shine boy who answers phones for an old rich white man

I called my client and his phone chimp sent me directly to voice mail!

That damn phone chimp was too busy smoking a bowl to take down the proper information from the customer.

by 1xyourmomsboyfriendx1 October 17, 2010

Piss chimp

Someone who serves as a toilet slave. Can be applied to worthless people who deserve to be used as human toilets or toilet slaves.

He's such a piss chimp. Whenever I see his stupid face I just want to unload my piss on him.

by Craig in the Hat May 26, 2011

ass chimp

A word or phrase meaning "ma bitch." A being or having a someone to do all your dirty work and/or any tasks or chores that need to be done. Mostly a slave to do what is told without any questions asked.

Siobhan is my ass chimp! Get away away Bitch!

I am an ass chimp to Sarah! Get away Bitch!

Ass monkey says: Get away from me u ol' hag i dont need ur SARS!

by sexkitten susie i liuv god April 10, 2003

Chimp

Acronym for Came Heavily In My Pants. Premature ejaculation while clothed.

Man, that chick was so damn hot, I thought I was gonna chimp!

by billybobfunpants May 27, 2010

Chimp

A monkey, not a chimpanzee in the Jaun

Look at that chimp, not chimpanzee.

by Mr.King September 5, 2013

Chimp

To pick at another person, literally. Pop their pimples, groom them etc.

Hey, can you chimp ma face.... pop my zits... get rid of my blackheads

by Roonsterme June 15, 2019

Chimp technic

The chimp technic is a technic that involves the attacking of the groin very brutally. Chimps attack people mainly by aiming for the you know where. In some incidents they ripped the balls off of a man.

I got into a fight with some dude and i won by using the chimp technic and roundhouse kicked and ripped his balls.

by anonymous April 12, 2021