Crandall

Typically used to describe a male that possesses very masculine features.

A "Mans man"
Older people would say "Look at the shoulders on this guy would ya".
In modern language you would say "That guy is a real Crandall"

by Thomas J S January 22, 2008

credenza

Rich persons term for a common computer desk. Sometimes has a hutch for storing objects.
desk

a) Sally, would you run out and purchase us a new credenza for the office?

by wallbert May 20, 2003

Crand

The thing pigeons possess that makes them evil.

It's like snarn, but not for cats.

1. Look at that pigeon with all it's fucking crand...

2. Snarn and the world snarns with you. Crand and you crand alone.

by Crandful of Snarn December 16, 2008

creddy

An untalented rich kid who pays other people to play in UMG/GB tournaments with them to just hold an L.

@JetpackerCody really is a creddy, I heard he creddies Vintage ALL the time.

by jetpackercreddy August 26, 2016

the credit card

Turn your hand sideways and come up behind someone swiping your hand from bottom to top of ass crack like a credit card

Eric gave Michael the credit card and then smelled his hand

by Levetti Spaghetti March 19, 2017

Running the credit card and getting the receipt

Much like credit card swipping, you take your hand and swish it upward in someone's ass crack to cause them to jump forward and clinch their ass. You get the receipt when they are most vulnerable...lurched forward and nuts in the open. At that point, you take your other hand and hit them in the nuts, as you are taking the receipt.

"Damn....did you see Matt running the credit card and getting the receipt on Roger?"

by John William Matson July 16, 2008

nerd offset credit

Activities or hobbies done by a nerd so that they will seem less nerdy to other people.

Play on words from Carbon Offset Credit.

Jim - "So I just started taking salsa dance lessons."
Sam - "Oh, trying to get some nerd offset credits?"

by leep80 May 8, 2008