criminal chic

When a wealthy lonley person covered in tattoos and has gold teeth who intentionally catfish shallow men or women

I'm attracted to him he is criminal chic

by The Cornish Yorkies August 2, 2017

creamin' seamen

1. (verb) Shooting a massive load up a woman's vagina, causing your submarine to be soaked in cream; a supersized creampie.

2. (plural noun) A circle jerk of sex deprived sailors, who have most likely been at sea for months without seeing a woman, ending with an unholy bukkake on the captain in the middle, who is on his knees, wearing red lipstick and a blonde wig.

(Verb)

Jake: Hey Phil! How was the night with Sasha?
Phil: It was alright. We were creamin' seamen all night long.
Jake: It was alright? You sound like you had a great time bro!
Phil: Yeah, but we stained her mom's new carpet, Sasha's super pregnant now, and I have HIV.
Jake: Damn.

(Noun)
Butt Pirate Phil: Arr me matey! Let's raid this ship and take all her booty!
Ass Captain Jake: (Hands Phil the spyglass) Behold! These are no ordinary sailors! These are creamin' seamen! Not even Ass Bandits would interrupt such a sacred ritual of loneliness and virginity!
Butt Pirate Phil: Mmm... I gotta get me a piece of that ass!
Ass Captain Jake: Phil! That is not the way a Butt Pirate speaks on my ship!
Butt Pirate Phil: Sorry.

by Butt Pirate Bill October 1, 2017

Criminally short

Refers to the small length or size of something, which is "short" to the point where it can be punished by the law.

"...dude, I mean, you're short but not like criminally short..."

"All pop nowadays are criminally short".

by santgozpt April 12, 2018

Creaming Custard

To slow-churn semen/ejaculate into ice cream.

A: "Hey B., are you creaming custard"

B: "I told you, I was drunk and that was a mistake."

A: "I thought you said it made for nice shakes?"

by CustardBoose February 24, 2018

Criminal mollycoddling

A trend where criminals turn more and more into their mothers each and every day, especially the males.

Criminal mollycoddling has turned the penguin into the parakeet.

by Solid Mantis September 3, 2018

Criminal

what you should call yourself after saying "frick" on that christian roblox server

you criminal! you're getting a 4 year ban after saying "heck"!

by go commit not feeling so well September 29, 2018

Criminal

A nickname for the person with a last name of crimmins. They are very smart but are very good at predicting things based of what they see. They often predict relationships of people together.

So if u have anything to hide u should be aware that a criminal will find it.

E.g. 1. mate I reckon Jacob over there has a crush on Suzan.
Eg. 2. Jake and sally will be in a relationship for sure mate.
E.g. 3. Nathan and Rebecca r bound to be Together when they’re older

Beware of a criminal they will find everything

by Doorfrog March 5, 2019