crabs

Nasty ass buggers that live in your pubic hairs.

Guess who, the Crabs. Your pubes, we'll grab. We wait on bedsheets and toilet seats, then pinch your nuts, with our feet. The Crabs, oh yes, the Crabs. The Craaaaaaaaabs.

by (name goes here) July 30, 2006

Crapshit sandwich

A sandwich made out of the crap and shit you find around your house. (ex: bread, lettuce, a smashed egg, AA batteries, bodywash, a frozen burger, a shell, baby carrots, etc.) This is always a fun thing to make. Wrap it in plastic, and hide it in your friend's closet, or sock drawer. Also may consist of literal shit.

Also can be used to cover up swear words

What the fuck is this crapshit sandwich doing here!?

Holy crapshit sandwich

by Isotti January 14, 2010

crabs posititon

A sex position where the girl is on her hands while the guy lifts her up by her legs and jams his penis into her vaginia.

The crabs position is a very freaky way of getting down and dirty.

by Casey February 9, 2005

Capsicum

A genus of peppers, which contain capsaicin which creates the burning sensation on your toungue and in your mouth... So the stuff that makes them hot while the Red Savina Habanero is the hottest pepper in the world and tops the Heat Scale for peppers at around 350,000-580,000 Scoville Units the scale used measure the heat of peppers(Jalepeno Peppers range from 2,500 - 5,000 Scoville Units as a reference) Pure capsicum(capsaicin) tops this scale far above the hottest peppers sitting atop the scoville heat scale at 10,000,000 units it is inedible for most people and they now use it to make the world's hottest hot sauces which people usually will buy to say they own it while never actually eating it most of these hot sauces will have instructions and on them reading "CAUTION Not to be directly ingested only to be used as an ingredient in cooking" and so forth, so you can guess that it is quite hot, spicy, and dangerous.

The world's hottest sauce I know of is made by Dave's Gourmet, it's called "The Source" made from diluted Capsicum(capsaicin), sitting around 7.5 million scoville units on the heat scale. Go try some yourself, if I ever get a chance maybe I will

by Hot n Spicy October 9, 2005

crabs

a free souvenir from tijuana

banging that slut was worth getting crabs

by Stupid Flanders December 28, 2005

Chapstick dick

very simply, a small penis no larger than a tube of chapstick.

my friend cindy keeps complaining to me about her boyfriends little chapstick dick.....

by mgeniusg August 23, 2006

crabs

a disease you get from sleeping with the olsen twins

Oh man, i did ashley last nite and now i have crabs on my peepee

by lightpost July 19, 2006