Cafeteria Man

An asshole who is obsessed with his worthless job. Yells at poor innocent children and accuses someone of stealing every five minutes. Probably wears a sweatervest and lives with his mom.

"Did you steal those fries?"

"Back of cafeteria man, and get a real job, you're practically 50"

by justanotheryouth December 11, 2009

cradeling

It's when a couple is sitting on a couch and the girl/guy is promiscuously "cradled" in the other's arms, creating an uncomfortable setting for all to see.

I couldn't even leave my room last night because my roomate was cradeling his girlfriend and it makes me uncomfortable to see.

by annoyedroomate December 9, 2010

craft-crease

The crease in one's belly fat that is formed when sitting to close to the desk, while playing World of Warcraft.

After his sixteen hour raid, Ty was suffering some major craft-crease.

by Menotank October 7, 2011

craeton

1. To be amazing 2. A person who is so beautiful when ever you look at him/her your eyes explode

I almost looked at Craeton the other day, my eyes almost exploded.

by zombiekiller350 April 19, 2014

Craftass

Someone who is always plays minecraft

*think they know everything about it
*usually 10-13 year old boys
*doesnt know how to make conversation other the about minecraft
*has made a fail attempt to make a gaming channel

"They are a craftass"

by xXxblack3y3xXx January 25, 2015

Cafetreato

A cup of coffee used as a bribe to make someone (esp. a loved one) get out of bed in the morning

A cafetreato is the only way I get to spend time with Dylan in the morning before work.

by Beaky92 May 11, 2016

Craeside

Craeside is a pretty chunky thicc boi Soviet kiddo

Yo Nolen u looking like a Craeside when you are arriving on friday

by frostyturtle22 February 6, 2019