he could talk the dick off a wombat

Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.

*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".

by oldmate694life March 7, 2023

i could make a joke right now

When someone wants to make a dirty joke but doesn't say it and leaves it to the listeners imagination.

Arisa: *Eats a hotdog*

Reg: "I could make a joke right now."

by lemonpopeanuts March 27, 2023

could of

mispellation of "Could Have"

*insert chatting here*
*someone says could of*

by banflimflam January 20, 2023

A widnae could dae that

A Scottish phrase that makes no grammatical sense whatsoever 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

A mixture of “I couldn’t do that” and “I wouldn’t/be able to do that”

Sammy: “Am gaun bungee jumping oan Saturday, ye want tae come tae?”

Jac: “Naaaaawwwww, A widnae could dae that !! Ad piss ma pants oan the way doon. Fuck that 😩”

by Miss_De_Meaner February 21, 2023

Could you be any louder?!

Shut up before I sucker punch you

Could you be any louder?!
That means shut up DARREN!

by LearnyourABC'S November 5, 2023

I thought I could you give you guys a chicken

I thought I could give you give you guys a chicken

Yeah I thought I could you give you guys a chicken

by Ecliptist December 22, 2023

How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?

Infinite.

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.

by Omnipotens Deus January 9, 2024