contact moon

Exposing one's backside and pressing it firmly against another person.

I gave that old lady in the mall a contact moon.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

certainteed

adj.

Certainly gauranteed; guaranteed to be certain; fasho (for sure); no doubt.

Thug: "When are you getting that new car homes?"
Graduate: Next month, son, certainteed.

by Choy Boyeeeeeeee January 10, 2005

cartago

A very small town in the Colombian province of Valle de Cauca that no one knows about, but more known than the smaller Ansermaviejo. Not to be confused with Cartago of Costa Rica.

It's also the name of a region in Costa Rica that looks like Colombia a little if you squint your eyes.

Colombian 1: I was born in Cartago
Colombian 2: Cartago? what is that?

or/o

Colombiano 1: Si, yo nací en cartago
Colombiano 2: cartago? con que se come eso?

by el niño antiguo June 17, 2008

cartard

A driver who consistently makes poor decisions and unsafe maneuvers while operating a vehicle. Someone who lacks common sense and quick reaction time while driving. A bit different from a castard.

That cartard just turned left from the right lane.

by M. Worley September 12, 2009

containment dome

A four-story metal container designed to slow an oil well leak at the bottom of the ocean. The dome is lowered over the oil leak on the ocean floor with the purpose of capturing the oil so it can be pumped up to the surface.

"The first containment dome left the dock at Port Fourchon, Louisiana to head out to the well site. This system is designed to help capture the oil at the seabed and collect it securely for processing." - BP 5/6/2010

by KPowers55 May 6, 2010

coital jester

A professional joker employed by a royal personage, typically performing acts both comedic and sexual in nature.

ORIGIN Old English, of Germanic origin.

The coital jester's jaunty jig did delight the king to no end. "You have brought me joy, fool," he did say, "Come sit upon my cock!"

by Lil' Shammie August 29, 2013

containment sub

In the context of Reddit, (A online community involving a myriad of "subreddit" forums called "subs", each with their own distinct culture and moderation) a containment sub is a sub that is usually more lax in some area of moderation. This is to let a certain subsect of people (that are usually running counterpoint to Reddits main company, particularly in political issues) congregate there and not spread into other subs and "infect" them with their ideology. Certain topics (such as articles about the ponzi scheme Ellen Pao's (the CEO of Reddit) husband created, can cause you to be shadowbanned in many forums, yet in a containment sub they generally will stay viewable indefinitely.

One particularly notable example of these is /r/kotakuinaction, which deals with the Gamergate movement. (and in particular is anti-SJW, whereas Reddit as a company is more definitely pro)

Don't worry about posting that, we're in a containment sub, your account is safe from the mods.

by 555555555555555555555555555556 April 6, 2015