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Klickitat Corndog

A form of mutilation where a man's penis is cut off and inserted into his rectum. Then a cylindrical, core like cut is made around the rectum to remove the entire rectum with the penis still inside it. This whole grotesque assembly is then inserted into the victim's mouth.
That guy tried stealing my catalytic converter so I gave him the ol' Klickitat Corndog.
by anonymous June 7, 2025
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Corndogging

The act of putting a wooden stick up one's rectum.
"Bro have you tried corndogging yet? My girlfriend just did it on me and it's great!"
"Yo I gotta try that!"
by _garl_vinland_6138 May 10, 2023
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Corndog

When you bareback a girl while she has a yeast inflection.
I was banging shelly lastnight and she had a yeast infection, my cock came out looking like a corndog!
by Snapper2k1 December 2, 2021
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Explosive Corndog

When you knee someone in the arse and that had shit in their pants and your knee gets shit on it.
That man's pants exploded when I gave him an "Explosive Corndog".
by Tostyburnoutryan August 19, 2016
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Corndogging

The act of coating your wiener in batter and using vegetable oil as a lube so while you’re fucking the friction causes the oil to heat up and the “corn dog” to cook. Having them eat the corn dog afterward is optional.
Cody: we went corndogging this weekend!

Monica: I didn’t know there was a fair in town.

Cody: there wasn’t, but it was still pretty tight
by Thetiedyeburrito October 24, 2018
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Corndog

Weenie in disguise.

i.e. Someone who thinks they're tuff because they have a buncha tattoos on their body/face. Or someone that dresses like a gangster, talks like a gangster, tries to walk like a gangster, or just act hard in general, when in reality they're as soft as baby shit. Just like a corndog is just a weenie thats been dipped in batter, underneath all that batter, its just a weener with a stick up its ass....
Your teardrop tattoos are not intimidating, you're just a weenie in disguise, Corndog.
by Brainsick June 19, 2017
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groovy corndog

A term used to describe something cool, fantastic, awesome, great.
Person1: Hey I got the tickets for the concert.
Person2: Groovy Corndog.
by Groovy Corndog July 10, 2016
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