cooter pouch

The vagina, usually means that you have a saggy cameltoe and its pretty fuckin nasty.

Your mom has a raunchy ass cooter pouch man.

by JMIZZO May 31, 2007

cooter dooter

A crusty or dirty substance on or around a womans cooter or vagina or vagile region.

Damn girl you got some cooter dooter.

by Kevin Kessler April 25, 2008

cooter plow

(noun) a Southern (US) medical slang term for the gynecological tool properly known as a speculum

Earl: Hey, doc? whut tha heyull kinda clamp is this?
Doc: Put thet down, Earl - ets a cooter plow
Lula Mae: Well, Doc, I sure hope you warmed up thet cooter plow this time.

by kingprout January 14, 2007

cactus cooter

when goin down on a bitch is like going down on a cactus.

"hey did you get some from sergio?"
"no, he had a cactus cooter!"

by jacob sangchang January 14, 2009

cooter plug

Noun.
A tampon, something a woman uses during her period.

She threw her cooter plug in the garbage.

by C. Pendergast November 17, 2006

Cooter Brown

One step beyond being "drunk as a monkey."

"D" visited Hot Shots one evening. She consumed an extraordinarily large quantity of Sambuca, as well as a plentitude of Jello Shooters. Consequently, the following morning, she arrived at her place of employment as "drunk as Cooter Brown."

by Ricky Tick March 17, 2004

cooter face

1. One whose facial features resemble a vagina. Big lips, a hairy upper lip, and an awkwardly placed/small nose. This is cooter face.

2. A rather obscure term of endearment.

3. An insulting word meant to offend the faint-of-heart.

1. God, Andy is a sweaty cooter face.

2. I love you, cooter face. Will you bake me a pie?

3. Fuck that, cooterface!

by Geoffrey N May 03, 2007