Definitions by JMIZZO

hurrumph 

To gamble, punt, speculate on a sporting contest.

I think I'm going to hurrumph $20 on the Patriots to win the Super Bowl

hurrumph by Jmizzo February 1, 2013

cooter pouch 

The vagina, usually means that you have a saggy cameltoe and its pretty fuckin nasty.

Your mom has a raunchy ass cooter pouch man.

cooter pouch by JMIZZO June 20, 2007