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Cooter Loaf 

a vagina that is so crusty and dry that it is left in loaf form
"Damn Jess, if you needed to borrow the Crisco to moisten your cooter loaf why didn't you just ask"
Cooter Loaf by sam and junk March 28, 2009

cooter back 

1. How football fans in Tennessee say quarterback.

2. Peyton Manning.
That there boy's a good cooter back! He got's a purty mouth.
cooter back by Pod Tailin' February 8, 2010

cooter smoocher 

It's a regular fur pie jamboree out here tonight. Cooter smoochers as far as the eye can see!
cooter smoocher by alacadocious March 13, 2010

Cooter fleas 

What happens when a woman's cooter gets infested with fleas.
She is scratching cause she has cooter fleas,
Cooter fleas by Assbark April 1, 2010

Cooter Bats 

The bat that lives in the cooter of a female, often mistaken for a Vag-Cat
Bree's Cooter Bats Are so damn loud, i couldn't get any sleep last night

cooter creeper 

short dresses or tight dresses or long shirts worn as dresses that creep up on the cooter slowly as the person walks or dances.
Did you see that girl that was in that cooter creeper dress.

That halloween costume I tried on the other day was a cooter creeper so I did not buy it.

That dress you wore last night sure was a cooter creeper. Saw way more than I wanted too.