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contentables

Tables listing contents.
Consult contentables for more accurate results.
by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008
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vertical content

Creating visual content with the aspect ratio 9:16.

9:16 is also known as the size of your smartphone screen.
I created vertical content to post on my Instagram story.

94% of people watch videos on their phones. Why not make vertical content?
by 9:16 February 5, 2020
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Content Junkie

An addict who perpetually consumes dull content in video games and movies. They climb aboard the hype train each year and are thrilled to receive the half-baked, steaming pile of dog shit products they were misled to buy. They develop amnesia so they can continue to cope with the copy and paste mechanics, repetitive side missions, and terrible storylines that have been re-hashed to them over and over again. A good story means nothing to them, all they want is mind-numbing special effects and action sequences. They do not consume because they want to, they consume because they need to.

The saying “wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle,” is a concept that is very alien to them.

Not to be confused with a normie because this individual is an addict.
“Dude, did you see the new Far Cry trailer? Holy shit it looks so good! This year is stacked! We’re gonna get Madden 22, COD Vanguard, Battlefield 2042, and a new Assassin’s Creed!"
"No, I'm not remotely interested in games made for content junkies."
by Giant Dousch February 12, 2022
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Quality cat content

Jane: Did you see John’s instagram lately? A lot of quality cat content!
Stacy: No, gotta scope it!
by raspberrylimestevie March 19, 2020
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Content guidelines

toobs: holy shit i´d rather die before reading the content guidelines, it would actually eat up half of my lifespan to do.
by im copper October 24, 2023
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Brain Dead Content

Media or literature that is so stupid it does not require a single brain cell to understand the context
“Dude, I’m so high I can only watch brain dead content like on YouTube right now…”
by Lurain January 13, 2023
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