coach with benefits

When you have the sexiest man alive as your weight loss coach, and some of the exercises he puts you through are extremely aerobic. So to speak.

Girl 1: Wow, how did you lose so much weight so fast???
Girl 2: I have the best coach! <beatific grin>
Girl 1: Oh, a Coach With Benefits, then?

by Not Him Either April 7, 2011

Coach Czaswich

The meanest, most harsh person in the world, who makes kids do hard work and run, when he's in fact a very fat person, who also has a funny mustache.

Did you see that substitute today? Yeah! He's such a Coach Czaswich!

by Rawrr<3 May 1, 2011

Coach Norris

A highschool gym teacher that coaches Freshman Football and JV Baseball.

A Coach Norris is famous for quotes such as, "Freshman Football!", "K O R", "PUNT!", "You are actually retarded", and "Reyes, you running looks like old people having sex"

A Coach Norris will never age because he is Coach Norris

Coach Norris

by W-L<333333 November 29, 2011

Coach Davis

Captain Fucking Obvious.

"Believe it or not fellas, A teenage guy is more likely to get into an accident when he is driving with his buddies than if he is driving alone."

"Thank you Coach Davis..."

by Iheartmywifedestiny March 19, 2012

Coachman's Knob

(noun)

An unwanted erection provoked by engine vibration on a bus or coach.

A debilitating condition afflicting mostly, but not exclusively teenage boys.

- "Press the bell, it's our stop next!"

"Oh fuck I can't stand up yet, I've got Coachman's knob. you'll have to wait. Sorry nan."

by JingJangJong September 23, 2012

coacheller

People that goes to Coachella music festival only for fashion, drugs and showing off. Not for the actual music.

OMFG, did you see that coacheller with that ugly flower crown?

by DeBadger December 30, 2016

chonchbait

an excessively annoying and abrasive individual with an overly inflated sense of self esteem.

The kid down the street, that lives in the attic, sure was acting like a total chonchbait tonight.

by Brock kickass March 19, 2017