flatbed cowboy

somebody who drives a flatbed truck. basically, country slang for a flatbed truck driver. It's an affectionate term.

"Just like that flatbed cowboy stacking US steel on a 3-day haul" ~'Fly Over States', Jason Aldean

by definitiondom October 12, 2013

COVID Convoy

The automobile 'line-up' queue station for COVID suspicious individuals.

Heading to the COVID Convoy...I guess I should have taken this shit more seriously...

by YAWA July 2, 2020

The Naked Cowboy

Famous dude who stands in Times Square with his guitar in his underwear as a tourist attraction. Despite what the name would imply, he's not actually naked.

While we were touring around the city we got our picture taken with the naked cowboy!

by YoungNaturistsAmerica January 28, 2011

Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp

The deadliest being in the universe. Its complex brain-eating, ninja star throwing, universe traveling, Arg-saying, robotic wrangling skills are unstoppable... Plus, its super. It's like a fusion of Chuck Norris + Goku super saiyen 3 + Domo + Dracula + The Hulk + Fergie. Sometimes abbreviated as SZNSPRCV.

Person 1: "HOLY SHIT!"

Person 2: "WHAT?!"

Person 1: "I thought I just saw a Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp!!!

Person 2: "RUNNN!!!!!"

by DriftingNick April 6, 2010

Cowboys fans

The worst people on earth.

Every time I see a “we dem boys” comment on social media, I remember how grateful I am not to be one of those Cowboys fans.

by CrayCrayJ November 2, 2020

[Dallas Cowboys]

A once great NFL team that hasn't been able to produce anything in the last twelve years due to their owner Jerry Jones being highly inconsistent. Buying players and coaches on popularity than skill or potential. Just anything that Jerry Jones can put his name on, the reason the team now just a group of people running around instead of being a TEAM. It's fanbase that mainly consists of those who hopped on the bandwagon during their winning years. Who currently still live back in the mid-90's, back when the team saw it's last playoff and superbowl.

Guy: No playoffs again? Dallas Cowboys suck
Typical Fan: At least we have five superbowls
Guy: That was twelve years ago
Fan: We still have five rings
Guy: All the players with those rings have since retired
Fan: FIVE SUPERBOWLS
Guy: Ugh...you're an idiot *walks off*
Fan. AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM

by Sprax January 15, 2009

Cowboy Day

a day where everything goes very well and leaves you with a lingering happy feeling

Ian: So how's your day been?
Jess: Pretty great, i had Ihop for breakfast, found a 100 dollar bill on the ground, and Aced the big anatomy test!
Ian: Hm, sounds like a Cowboy Day!

by thegirlwholikescatsalot January 1, 2012