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trump is coming

When human death comes and you have to run as fast as you can because in trumps eyes unless you voted for him youre all mexican
"Woah trump is coming better hide now"
"Ok ill bring some tacos to scare him off"
by S.ara03 February 1, 2017
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Coming down the escalator

A phrase used to describe the first in a series of very bad decisions.
I can't help but feel like he might be coming down the escalator...
by Δεκλαν October 5, 2020
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Second coming

When you burp up smoke after smoking
Rodney: *burps up smoke* “woah man, what just happened?”

Kurt: you just had a ~second coming~
by gillygoat December 13, 2019
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The second coming of Jesus Christ

Someone that can turn their poop into wine.
Random guy: "I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ."

Eric Andre: " PROVE IT. TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE- TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE-"
by L. Ron Hoyabembe May 12, 2021
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Cooming

Agh.... it appears that i'm cooming once again. this always happens at the end of a successful jerk session. i've arrived once again just like the countless times before. ya know jerking off really makes me thing about like and existence as a whole. are we just here to die? is my only life purpose jacking off? hmm.
UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH I'M COOMING I'M COOMING.
by lleelliissaass December 27, 2020
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E.E. cummings

My favorite poem is written by E.E. Cummings.
by ellie May 13, 2005
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