comic sense

It's like your ability to sense humor in situations. Like common sense, but for jokes.

Guy A: "Dude I totally banged that hot chick last night at the partt! Then we both flew to the Sun and tanned!
Guy B: "Sweet, I wish I pulled as much as you!"
Guy A: "Bro. I was obviously joking. Do you not have any comic sense?"

by theRealCookieMonster November 8, 2013

coming off a turd

A special category of farts. These babies pack a punch and can clear a room.

Caused by not having had a bowel movement and the farts get that extra smelly boost from the deuce on deck.

I hate when someone drops ass in the subway.

I know. Especially one "coming off a turd"

by Cosmo88 November 17, 2017

cojizzerate

The act of complaining with others as a part of a joint complaint or standard complaint without the motivation or ability to do anything about what they are complaining about. A Portmanteau of commiserate and jizz (from circlejerk).
Similar to a circlejerk except with complaining instead of praising.

Person 1: "Chicago is a tumor on the rest of IL"
Person 2: "IKR, we should become our own state"
Person 3: "Ya'll just cojizzerate"

by GreetingsADM June 13, 2018

Coming different

To look better than you usually do

Ooh my sis is coming different😍

by Starlight221 November 25, 2018

Comin' dine

To come down on or go to a certain person, place, or thing. But also flexing on, pulling up on, selling drugs to, or destroying others in the most pimpish of ways. It could also mean the act of having fun.

"Hey, you comin' dine and poppin trunk on these hoes wim'me or nah? "
"Yeah mane, it's goin dine!"

"Woah, these dementia pills are somethin else mane! We really out here comin dine on these hoes!"
"We really stay breakin boys off in this tine, cause we out here COM'N DIIIIINEEE on these hoes!"
"I'm gonna be comin dine with this skunky funky good green shit, just a few minutes mane."
"You coming to the party?" "Yea mane, we comin diine on this party mane!"

"Then I runbbed her clit under her skirt in public like a pimp really comin dine on ya!"

by Dementia Enthusiast March 1, 2020

comzay

A crazy, almost unreal terrain found. Except only idiots use this term

Dude 1: wow this hexagonal basalt beach comzay!
Dude 2: no dummy nobody calls that a comzay

by Ramrodai May 10, 2022

coming out

when somebody of not straight sexual orientation reveals it to a person close to then

lesbian coming out

lesbian girl:hey dad? i'm lesbian
dad:what does that mean, lisa?
lisa:i like girls, dad
dad:holy shit, me too

by Duriaes January 25, 2023