Comcassed

When a company screws you out of your money by misrepresenting the services they provide

I just used speedtest.net on my 50mb/ps connection and got 9mb/ps. Guess I've been Comcassed...

by arrogant-bastard May 15, 2015

comeicida

Ah, Comeicida, a young, fantastic young women with much success ahead of her. Nobody realized how attractive she really was until recently. Yea, maybe it’s a weird name, but you think she’s the one.

Hey, did you see Comeicida today! She looks outstanding!

by Adam1738gg January 12, 2023

coming up sheldon

something that is good!

ayo bro things are coming up sheldon

by flattio June 29, 2023

coming out

is the term used by lesbians, gay men and bisexuals to describe their experience of self discovery, self-acceptance, openness and honesty about their sexual orientation and their decision to share this with others when and how they choose.

by dijjn June 4, 2003

Comical Value

Pointless things added for increased fun. Or different weapons used in the disposal of chavs.

Using a Wooden Spoon to castrate a chav.
Using an incredibly oversized catapult to fling a chav into a wall merely 20cm away.

by Tw166y May 24, 2005

coming out of the dresser

(v.) when one comes out as being bisexual

Girl 1: So, Morgan is coming out of the dresser to his mom today.

Girl 2: Wait, you mean he's gay?

Girl 1: No, just bi.

by StalkmyDresser53 September 19, 2009

Ain't coming

statement of refusal

- Yo man, gimme some bucks to buy that thang.
- whaaat??? Again? With my money?

- Yeah, Pleaaaaaaase!
-Ain't coming!!!

by William Warney October 19, 2009