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Columbia thug

Someone (usually young adult) who lives in columbia maryland, who's family obviously makes $80,000+ a year

(or you cant live in columbia cause it costs so damn much)

But decides that he or she must act ghetto because they want to be like the ganster rappers on MTV.
Columbia thug: "Yo drop that wallet fool!" "IM GANGSTA!"
Me: "Fuck off, columbia thug before I dick slap you"
by DutchMaster Scott July 20, 2006
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Calum Hood

The sensation Calum Hood is an amazingly talented singer, song-writer and bassist. He is a cute lil squish and he makes everyone and everything his bitch without even trying. He is such an inspection to so many people and he is against homophobia and toxic masculinity. And he is also DADDY AS FUCK. And radiates BIG DICK ENERGY.
Person 1: Yo who is that extremely handsome daddy overthere?

Person 2: Bitch is you blind that's Calum Hood.

Person 1: Oh yeah.... He is so hot I think I will die.

Person 2: Same shister

Person 1: Like damn I just wanna pounce on his bulgy wulgy... UwU

Person 2: Ikr like.....Rawr X3 nuzzels! pounces on you UwU you so warm
by Fuck me Calum April 8, 2019
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Calum Thomas hood

Calum hood is the bass player in the band 5 seconds of summer he is very hot has an amazing voice has a great personality and is very! Good with his hands of you know what I mean
Defined: calum Thomas hood: a bit bass player with a good personality
by 05..23 May 25, 2019
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clumping

to have sex with a woman while wearing a clown costume. dervies from the combination of the words clown and humping.
"Dude did you have sex with my sister?"
"I clumped her ass, son"
by NiMo March 1, 2005
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clumsyfuck

A fucking extremely clumsy person, often only reserved for the maker of clumsy errors made under pressure or in front of an audience.
That clumsyfuck of a waiter dropped the entire tray at Madonna's table.

That stupid bitch-she fell down the steps during the play.
What a clumsyfuck
by Riff1771 February 24, 2008
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Columbine

Event in which two social outcasts, who were simply tired of being picked on, ran rampage throughout their school, shooting and killing afew people in the process.
Contrary to popular belief, the Columbine kids didn't do this because of Marilyn Manson, Neo-Nazism, The Matrix, or Doom (although these did contribute to their defective minds.) They did it because they were tired of being picked on!
by just another freaky kid September 2, 2003
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columbiano

A word or term that Columbians use that are usually used as a joke or a horrid way to keep a relationship running
"You want some of this Columbiano"
by SomeDudeFromSchool August 18, 2017
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