Colton

Colton has a very long shlong and is usually on the sex offender registry

Colton rearranged my guts

by Bigman boy June 9, 2022

Colton

Dating a girl named "Stacia," but obviously using her as a coverup so he can get away with flirting with guys "as a joke."

"Colton we know you like men ."

by TheStupendousOne June 3, 2022

colton

A guy who loves the 80s and is probably nicknamed shaggy, who cant tell when or why people like him and cant see the point in trying to make friends. Despite this hes very loving and doesn't enjoy being dumped. loves bowling and has a huge dick but to ugly to get to use it

man colton is a loser

by shaggypilgrim January 29, 2019

Colton

Very dirty minded. So much in fact, where he similar to Michael Scott from the office, in which he cannot resist saying "That's what she said"

You're the most dirty minded person I know
There's a reason my name is Colton

by Wild Card Wildy March 9, 2022

Colton

A Jew, or a term used to describe a person with a lot of Jewish qualities

That guy is such a Colton

by QPaulG April 18, 2025

<1992>Colton Dunn Versus Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>

<1992>Colton Dunn Versus Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>

<1992>Colton Dunn Versus Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

Colton

Colton is a nice guy when you first meet him. After a little but he will turn on you. He starts with lies and then he cheats on you with the girl you hate.

Friend: Hey Colton just said he cheated on you
Me: Oh My God he is an Asshole

by Volleyballgirl2005 April 4, 2020