Colton rearranged my guts
by Bigman boy June 9, 2022
Get the Coltonmug. A very shy and socially akward person. They struggle with talking to people and with non verbal social cues. But once you get to know them, they are very talkative and they will always open up to you and try to help you. (sometimes a little too much). They can be smart, but thinks badly of themselves. A very emotional and easily annoyed person. is usually a cancer. They dont decide things for themselves and get overwhelmed easily, needing help sometimes. overall, a hard to understand person but they try when they can. can be pushy too, and has a lot of flaws. but gets over things very easily.
Popular kid: Colton's being so annoying! i dont want to be his partner...
Not popular kid: Maybe if you try to understand how he feels, he could be a great friend!
Popular kid: no you're weird ew go away stinky
Not popular kid: Maybe if you try to understand how he feels, he could be a great friend!
Popular kid: no you're weird ew go away stinky
by CranberryCoya June 1, 2023
Get the Coltonmug. Dating a girl named "Stacia," but obviously using her as a coverup so he can get away with flirting with guys "as a joke."
"Colton we know you like men ."
by TheStupendousOne June 3, 2022
Get the Coltonmug. A guy who loves the 80s and is probably nicknamed shaggy, who cant tell when or why people like him and cant see the point in trying to make friends. Despite this hes very loving and doesn't enjoy being dumped. loves bowling and has a huge dick but to ugly to get to use it
by shaggypilgrim January 29, 2019
Get the coltonmug. by QPaulG April 18, 2025
Get the Coltonmug. Very dirty minded. So much in fact, where he similar to Michael Scott from the office, in which he cannot resist saying "That's what she said"
by Wild Card Wildy March 9, 2022
Get the Coltonmug. my bestfriend, i couldnt have asked for a better one. funny, caring, you'll never find anyone as good as a colton.
by avexlo November 7, 2022
Get the coltonmug.