Cole Sprouse

Child actor from Disney Channel. Now a peasant and hated by all of tumblr.

Person 1: Hey, did you see? Cole Sprouse deleted his tumblr. It was all a sociology experiment.
Person 2: I trusted him! That peasant!

by lolgoaway November 19, 2012

Stephen Colbert

1. Crumbelievable
2. God
3. Funny T.V. Host on Comedy Central. He truly sets himself apart from the Daily show which is very impressive and was originally surprising.

1. Stephen Colbert is CRUMBELIEVABLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Stephen is God.
3. Stephen is a good TV show host...

by Thor B December 9, 2006

COLE

A dumb bitch. Known for hurting girls and doesn’t care about anyone but himself. He is usally found on a tractor with his moo moos, but also has really ugly shoes and doesn’t know how to tie his shoelaces. He doesn’t want to try the drunk goggles but tells people to do it.

Girl 1: cole is hot
Girl 2: bitch did you see those shoes?

by Talena112234 July 31, 2019

Cole

Some fucking faggot who has some long ass fingers that he probably makes his own cheeks clap with every night and also has an attention span of 2 seconds maximum no matter how urgent the subject is.

Bruh, look at that faggot Cole.

Yo Cole, you wa- where the fuck are you going?

by R1PP3R420 September 8, 2019

Cole Trickle

A skid mark left behind in the toilet bowl after flushing has occured.

Billy: Man looks like you pulled an ole' Cole Trickle.
Tom: Yeah buddy,my turd hit turn 3 pretty hard.

by Dirtona5 March 16, 2011

coldemort

being so cold your nose falls off.

it's bloody coldemort

by sadassdadaddssass June 12, 2014

Caltech

A technical institution in California. Like most American technical institutes it is known for a socially inept student body, disproportionate number of geeks, and an inculcated belief in superiority over the other institutes (e.g. Georgia Tech, MIT, etc). It does have better weather than MIT.

Socially Inept Geek 1: I go to Caltech. Want to solve some PDEs together?

Socially Inept Geek 2: Yeah! I love solving PDEs! Oh wait... I go to MIT. Yeah, I am going to have to attempt murder you.

by TheRecreationalHacker December 14, 2008