by joshthephotographer138 January 7, 2014
Get the Colorado straight edgemug. Brush, Colorado was named for Jared L. Brush. Brush came west to mine gold west of Denver in 1859, making him a "Fifty-Niner". Along with his brothers, William and John, he homesteaded in northeast Colorado on the Big Thompson River north of present day Johnstown. Brush served as Weld County commissioner and sheriff, was elected to the state legislature, and served as Lieutenant Governor twice. The town was named for him in 1882
Did you see that Awesome town between Fort Morgan and Hillrose?
Yeah, Brush, Colorado!
It was a nice peacfull place!
Yeah, Brush, Colorado!
It was a nice peacfull place!
by CMonsterbizzitch May 2, 2011
Get the Brush, Coloradomug. by Cap'n Bullmoose May 6, 2005
Get the Colorado Kool-Aidmug. FACT: A Colorado Cock-slap is a phenomenon that occurs in Jeeps all over Colorado. Performing a Colorado Cock-slap is rather simple. Step one, hold back your beard so that your pud is exposed. Step two, have a female specimen perform road head. Step three, drive off road, preferably on a very rocky trail. Note, be sure she has a mouth capacious enough to handle your girth/prevent biting. Step 4: Enjoy your off road head and drive with enough vigor such that her head slips off your penis causing it to swing around and hit her in the face (Colorado Cock-slap).
Brendan- I was on my way to Steamboat and I Colorado Cock-slapped her.
Jeff-Oh Karioka!
Brendan- Hey Jeff did you get a Colorado Blowjob?
Jeff- Na, I took her to the mountains and Colorado Cock-slapped her instead.
Jeff-Oh Karioka!
Brendan- Hey Jeff did you get a Colorado Blowjob?
Jeff- Na, I took her to the mountains and Colorado Cock-slapped her instead.
by oldchub April 9, 2011
Get the Colorado Cock-slapmug. by can i get a owa owa April 16, 2021
Get the everybody say coloradomug. When a man ejaculates in a woman who has crabs and then eats her out. It's only a Colorado Crab Cake if the man does it and has no knowledge that she has crabs. If the man knows that she has crabs and they perform a Colorado Crab cake purposefully, then it is called a Pueblo Crab Cake.
Dude went on a date and had some Colorado crab cake!
Bro took her to red lobster and had Colorado Crab cake for desert.
He knew she had crawlers, and went for the Pueblo Crab cake.
Bro took her to red lobster and had Colorado Crab cake for desert.
He knew she had crawlers, and went for the Pueblo Crab cake.
by JTabd July 10, 2023
Get the Colorado Crab Cakemug. When you and your sexual partner break into a Taco Bell and participate in violet acts of sodomy using the taco ingredients then later putting the ingredients back to be eaten by people the next day.
"Me and Stacy are gonna head up to Taco Bell tonight to participate in a Colorado Bean Jump with her parents."
Tim's hoe slowly poured a Baja Blast on his penis during the Colorado Bean Jump.
Tim's hoe slowly poured a Baja Blast on his penis during the Colorado Bean Jump.
by Bean Duncan November 3, 2017
Get the Colorado Bean Jumpmug.