Colby is a sweet and kind guy! Family or not he cares for you in anyway he can! He’s a little chunky but with time and effort can buff out NICELY. He has brown hair and a handsome smile that can light up a room. His laugh is contagious and he would give the clothes off his back for someone who needed it. He’s one of those people who role down their windows to give homeless people money rather than lock their doors. He is a mamas boy and treats his mother like a queen. And if you are his girlfriend you won’t be opening a door or paying for dinner for the rest of your life, because he only dates for marriage and you are probably the one. He can be a bit of a nerd, was probably into a club hardcore in high school or was in band or in orchestra. He is very smart and has an incredible work ethic and drive to be his best for himself and his loved ones. He really likes Star Wars and marvel and he probably still watched cartoons even tho he is an adult. There are times when he gets really sad and it’s for no specific reason. He just needs some affirmation. He can be a little flaky sometimes, but only because he is really busy working and being a boss at it. he is a social butterfly and can talk to anyone about anything and comes across as flirt to girls but he is actually just being nice. He is one of those clueless boys.
by Awordwoman November 3, 2021
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Boy 1) “omg look thats Colby! he is so sexy!”
Girl 1) “omg you’re right that is Colby! “he is the sexiest!”
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by Viktor Loves Colby April 18, 2022
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Get the The Colby Cheese mug.Colby is an absolute pedophile that has no life. Usually lonely, a “Colby” has divorced parents that hate him. Also, a “Colby” might have a huge interest in a sport, but sucks at all of them. Someone like this also hits on any girl that smiles at him.
“Oh man, that guy just got beat up, must be a Colby”.
“Wow, that’s one ugly motherfucker, his name has to be Colby”
“Wow, that’s one ugly motherfucker, his name has to be Colby”
by TheWiseOn3 April 7, 2020
Get the Colby mug.An attention-deficit legendary creature of Korean folk, known because of its height, weight, and high pitch squeal, which many scientists say is the cause of cancer. The face of the creature is that of a gorilla's but he has the body of an elephant, the arms of a T- Rex, and the legs of a giraffe (which questions the ability of Bolby to walk on two feet). Victims' description of its height ranges from 12 feet to 36 feet. But coincidentally, they all agreed on the fact that its round belly is able to swallow a human whole.
All of the victims of the creatures attack stated that before they were attacked, they heard their name called in an irritating high-pitched fashion, which causes instant paralysis. Apparently, this paralysis is the reason why the fat creature can catch up to its targets. Some people say they were paralyzed for hours, even though the creature was only a few footsteps away. This was probably because the creature was too busy chasing butterflies or something.
All of the victims of the creatures attack stated that before they were attacked, they heard their name called in an irritating high-pitched fashion, which causes instant paralysis. Apparently, this paralysis is the reason why the fat creature can catch up to its targets. Some people say they were paralyzed for hours, even though the creature was only a few footsteps away. This was probably because the creature was too busy chasing butterflies or something.
man 1: have you seen Bobby Colby's wrestling video?
man 2: yea search SHW 4/24/09 Section X Title Match part 1 of 2 on youtube
man 2: yea search SHW 4/24/09 Section X Title Match part 1 of 2 on youtube
by The Chosen afgjdkfssadfgh,jjm April 3, 2011
Get the Bobby Colby mug.A failed nazi experiment frozen to awaken in 2024. He has sexuality assaulted plenty of people (mainly cripples) and including his own half brother mason.
Noun:
Fat:
Weirdo:
Nig-
Noun:
Fat:
Weirdo:
Nig-
by Hawk333 May 14, 2024
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