cocks in the ass syndrome

A series of medical and personal problems caused by having large cocks in your butthole. The stretched out butthole allows too much body heat to escape which means its too cold for work except for during the summer time. A loud voice is also common with this syndrome, its thought to be caused by years of yelling more cock, I need more cock, dont stop !!

Darrell was unable to work for 9 months due to his cocks in the ass syndrome.

by llvdoc May 2, 2022

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cockschmerzen

coolest ig account. account of 2 ppl that love each other v much <33333 lalalala lyyy hdl drain gang

also when ur cock hurts haher

ich hab so cockschmerzen

by cockschmerzen</3 June 22, 2023

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Knocking Cocks

This is the lead up steps before the act of "Cock Blocking" or being "Cock Blocked". Cock Knocking is the period of time when 2 or more bachelors are actively competing for the affections of their desired female.

"Yo Joe, When we go to the club make sure to call your shots so we're not knocking cocks all night"

by illestrader December 22, 2014

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Stroke cocks

Stroke 2 or more hens,chickens or cocks.

Person 1: I was expecting Belle Delphine stroke cocks!
Person 2: She actually stroke a animal/bird called a cock. She could stroke an actual man's private part if she wanted to.

by Belle's Inactive Twitter December 6, 2019

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eat cocks and kick rocks

if you tell someone this its probably because you hate the fuck outta them and they stick around anyway and you just want them to go away. similar to saying go choke on a dick :)

"henry, I don't give a fuck about your moms bunions, go eat cocks and kick rocks"

by R. Marie S. January 27, 2020

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