cockmerchant

n.
1. A person who deals with the sale and purchase of battery hens and cockerels.
2. Someone who annoys you so much, you decide to spread random rumours about them illiciting sexual favours, including sucking cock
3. An insult slightly less offensive to the general public than cunt or fuckwit.

Person "My my! That Dave Ankers is a right cockmerchant"
Person 2 "Fuck off you pumptious cunt"

by How it is April 8, 2005

cockleberry

while having sex and the secretions from the girls vagina gets on you, this liquid then dries and becomes small white flakes, known as cockleberrys.

guy 1: "I think i have an STD!"
guy 2: "What the fuck!! let me see"
guy 1 (pulls pants down)
guy 2 "ohh you straight man, thats just cockleberrys"

by Dustin Hancock December 5, 2011

cucumber blasting

Similar to finger blasting a girl, but with a cucumber.

I bought one of those 14 inch cucumbers from Whole Foods and was cucumber blasting the shit out of that girl.

by QueCumBer January 17, 2014

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Cucumber

No

"I have a large cucumber"

by Ihavequitealargecucumber November 12, 2013

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Jewish cucumber

When a male Fucks a Female up the ass and the girl shits in the boys mouth, proceeding the boy eats out the girl, then they fuck. :

Wow! Great Jewish Cucumber last night!

by Lynn Johnston May 14, 2008