Kootenay Cocktail

a mixture of beer and rum

pour some whiskey into my molson, please, feeling like a Kootenay Cocktail tonight

by mox+gam November 29, 2020

jizz cocktail

A jizz cocktail is what happens when a girl sleeps with several men in a short space of time without a condom. The result a mixture of jizz aka a jizz cocktail.

Sophie slept with so many guys on Friday she must have had a jizz cocktail inside her.

by SmellyJenna May 17, 2014

Southern Cocktail

A lesbian act where one of the partners inserts a large dildo into her rectum and has intercourse with the other vaginally.

My girlfriend just gave me a sweet southern cocktail last weekend.

by POLISH BIKERIDE October 19, 2010

Farage cocktail

A milkshake thrown at a far-right politician, as has happened to British politician Nigel Farage. The Molotov cocktail of the 21st century.

Tommy Robinson better watch out, or they'll throw another Farage cocktail at him.

by tehfriendlyghost May 27, 2019

Colitis Cocktail

A drink or mixture of substances used to induce ulcerative colitis in an enemy, or friend that keeps doing you dirty..

Friend 1: yo wtf is that smell?

Friend 2: that’s this colitis cocktail I’m cookin’ up

Friend 1: oh shit, who you gonna slip that to?

Friend 2: that jheri curl havin’ mf down the block

by AhJiggaWhat June 6, 2022

eye cocktail

A very attractive waitress or bartender.

The drinks there are overpriced. But you're really paying for the eye cocktail.

by HenryThe8th September 20, 2009

Faggotti Cocktail

(pronounced: fe GOT tee) Any mixed drink that is pink or red in color and involves whipped cream and decorative fruit, and is consumed by a gay OR straight male. Usually worse when some supposedly straight guy (or Fag Snack) is busted drinking one.

"Holy shit Todd...what is that...some kind of Faggotti Cocktail???" (Followed by immense uproar and laughter in the bar.)

by Matty B. May 19, 2006