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cocksmack

One who enjoys having the cock smacked across their face.
That slut really is a cocksmack!
by Homosexual Cowboy man November 29, 2002
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A male or female cocksucker who is the recepient's bitch and required to provide him with gifts or money.
LeeRoy's CBB Cocksucking Bitch Benefactor gave him oral service and a shirt.
by CS25 September 19, 2011
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Canadian Cocksucking Championships

Two (or more) people repeated complimenting each other, at their own expense, in an attempt to pay respect and show humility.
Guy 1: Your such a good artist

Guy 2: No, your a better artist

Guy 1: The way you compose a photo is the best

Guy 2: but your use of lighting is so much better than mine

Guy 1: Let's just agree that we are both good artists, this is starting to turn in the Canadian Cocksucking Championships.
by gavint November 14, 2012
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Cockslack

extra long foreskin; an excess of foreskin.
Dude why didn't you get circumsized? Talk about anteater, you have a lot of cockslack!
by The Hot Sign Guy June 20, 2008
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cocksucker

One who enjoys screwing you over or leaving you to the dogs of Hell.
That cocksucker sexiled me last night. What an asshole.
by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005
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Cocksock

A sock placed over the cock when no other clothing is availiable.
Phillip wore his cocksock on a trip to the living room, in an attempt to obtain the T.V. Guide, when his mom saw him and yelled, "Phillip! What the fuck are you doing!?!"
by Travis May 17, 2003
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Cockstock

the act of leading on muliple males in order to build up a dating "safety net."
Celestine has been cockstocking all of those guys because she's worried she won't get Mateo.

Friend 1: Becky is totally cockstocking you! She really wants Hamilton!

Ben: It's cool. I'm bisexual so my dating pool is still very large.
by AddHamilton December 23, 2011
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