Cockblock date

Taking someone to homecoming or prom though there is no relationship while the girl has a crush on another guy. Because of this the other guy can't get with the girl who likes him, hence cockblockdate.

popularized by joe and ciara

"dude joe is such a cockblock date"
"i know we all know shes like karl"

by JoeAbay September 26, 2006

cocknocker

Variant of cockknocker.

by ml September 15, 2003

Cocknocker

A Female Cock Blocker .

Especially a Dike or Manhating bitch.
Saboteur of getting laid. See Assbite

I was leaving the bar with this drunk chick and her Cocknocker dike girlfriend fucking snatched her out of my greasy mitts.

by JAMESDOUGLASMORRISON July 22, 2009

cocknocker

When a well intoxicated male beat's on someone's front door with their penis

That cocknocker took me by suprise

by d.y. August 5, 2006

cockblock kermit

That one fucking brown kid that always stops the really nasty sex of shelby steele and jim carey. This brown fucker oddly resembles kermit the frog. He also thinks he is the shit when it comes to fighting, Although he never stands up to Zach. What a fucking cunt. His name just happens to be vincent.

Brandon Lee: Hey Vincent VanGoh just stopped jim carey and shelby steele from having sex.

Matt Damon: What a cockblock kermit!

by Bignigmang May 13, 2009

Cockblock

To provide a metaphorical, but quite effective, block of your friends cock with a woman's vag!

"Yo Bob, that fuckstain kid Doyle, just cockblocked me from getting another piece of ass!"

"What a cockblock!"

by Omanz December 28, 2005

cock-knock

when you squat over another persons face and spread your ass cheeks while they are passed out and also punch them in the balls which results in them lifting their face into your anus and possibly your balls too if you can get the technique right

Bobby passed out and i had to cock-knock him

by G.G. L.B. August 30, 2008