A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee weaner. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee weaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee weaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee weaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee weaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
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by Allisynwonderland June 1, 2018
Get the White coffee mug.A sexual act when the fister is under the effects of caffeine (i.e. 5 Hour Energy or Coffee) the fistee May expect more powerful thrusts.
Chet: Well she just wanted fisting but I forgot about the RedBull I drank so I went pretty hard.
Bob: Woah, you Coffee Slamed her?!Did you at least send flowers?
Chet: Why would I?
Bob: Dude. She’s in the hospital.
Bob: Woah, you Coffee Slamed her?!Did you at least send flowers?
Chet: Why would I?
Bob: Dude. She’s in the hospital.
by KaseDefined January 27, 2018
Get the Coffee Slam mug.When you grab a coffee, or tea, over the Internet, i.e. a friend is in London drinking coffee, you are in New York drinking the same thing, and you chat while grabbing a coffee.
Online coffee.
Online coffee.
A: I'm gonna grab a coffee, you want some? I don't like drinking alone.
B: Sure, let's go to Starbucks and chat on WiFi! Online coffee rules!
B: Sure, let's go to Starbucks and chat on WiFi! Online coffee rules!
by Lee Hartman May 4, 2010
Get the online coffee mug.An expert in some specialist field that is usually consulted in irregular brief meetings, traditionally over a cup of coffee. They vary from incredibly useful and valuable to heartbreakingly incompetent.
Often occur as management pets, and are most frequently spotted around pending disasters.
Often occur as management pets, and are most frequently spotted around pending disasters.
"Damn, we can't route this cabling without moving that duct."
"Can we do that?"
"I don't know. Another one for the coffee expert?"
"Yep, I'll set it up."
"Can we do that?"
"I don't know. Another one for the coffee expert?"
"Yep, I'll set it up."
by conradjohn February 26, 2010
Get the Coffee Expert mug.Fuck man last night I started to fap and when I was about to cum, I realized I didn't have a rag. So I spilled my coffee in the bushes.
by Stonlerp blatch May 29, 2016
Get the Coffee in the bushes mug.the person who is sent to get coffee for the whole office or group of friends at the beggining of the day. usually on a first name basis with the dunkin donuts person. coffee bitch is usually carrying a 7 to 12 coffee drinks with them. sometimes accompanied by a fellow coffee bitch
"i need my caffiene fix. who's the coffee bitch today?"
"katherine"
who's she?
"the slut with the red hair who's carrying all the coffee"
"katherine"
who's she?
"the slut with the red hair who's carrying all the coffee"
by caffienequeen830 August 6, 2006
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