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Coffee weaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee weaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee weaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee weaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
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White coffee

I'm so struggle bus right now, I need some of that white coffee to get me through the rest of this day.
by Allisynwonderland June 1, 2018
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Coffee Slam

A sexual act when the fister is under the effects of caffeine (i.e. 5 Hour Energy or Coffee) the fistee May expect more powerful thrusts.
Chet: Well she just wanted fisting but I forgot about the RedBull I drank so I went pretty hard.

Bob: Woah, you Coffee Slamed her?!Did you at least send flowers?

Chet: Why would I?

Bob: Dude. She’s in the hospital.
by KaseDefined January 27, 2018
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online coffee

When you grab a coffee, or tea, over the Internet, i.e. a friend is in London drinking coffee, you are in New York drinking the same thing, and you chat while grabbing a coffee.
Online coffee.
A: I'm gonna grab a coffee, you want some? I don't like drinking alone.
B: Sure, let's go to Starbucks and chat on WiFi! Online coffee rules!
by Lee Hartman May 4, 2010
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Coffee Expert

An expert in some specialist field that is usually consulted in irregular brief meetings, traditionally over a cup of coffee. They vary from incredibly useful and valuable to heartbreakingly incompetent.

Often occur as management pets, and are most frequently spotted around pending disasters.
"Damn, we can't route this cabling without moving that duct."

"Can we do that?"

"I don't know. Another one for the coffee expert?"

"Yep, I'll set it up."
by conradjohn February 26, 2010
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Coffee in the bushes

When your Masturabting and didn't bring something to finish into so you blow your load into a bush.
Fuck man last night I started to fap and when I was about to cum, I realized I didn't have a rag. So I spilled my coffee in the bushes.
by Stonlerp blatch May 29, 2016
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coffee bitch

the person who is sent to get coffee for the whole office or group of friends at the beggining of the day. usually on a first name basis with the dunkin donuts person. coffee bitch is usually carrying a 7 to 12 coffee drinks with them. sometimes accompanied by a fellow coffee bitch
"i need my caffiene fix. who's the coffee bitch today?"
"katherine"
who's she?
"the slut with the red hair who's carrying all the coffee"
by caffienequeen830 August 6, 2006
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