certified beaut

Nevaeh

Damn she's a certified beaut

by James12478 February 8, 2018

certified funds

Making a sexual deposit

I hit that bitch with 6 inches of certified funds. Told her to keep the change.

by EPS February 22, 2018

clarting stick

a stick with mad power enough to end a gay guy called fadnams.

ow u cunt u hit me with the clarting stick m8

by fadnams November 21, 2019

Cleethorpes

A smacked up place that the Yorkies adore, got fuck all here for you except people asking you where the best coke is. Don’t forget the finest prostitutes straight out of the sex clinic are located right here, if you want a good time with an STD lucky dip, get your horny arse to Clee. Don’t worry though, they will take anything - chips, kfc, 20 packs of jps or a giffgaff top up! If you’re looking for a nice homey seaside don’t come here, it’s a dirty river full of used condoms and everyone’s piss. Fancy a late night hike? Around cleethorpes, you can see our finest attractions! These include; crackhead corners where they itch like a bitch and beg you for 20p, finest chinese with every breed of dogs used, foreigners who taxi you about for a shocking price, who cook your chicken until it’s pink for a shocking price and an upset stomach - youre favourite! Let’s not forget pleasure Isla — nevermind she’s skint..but anyways come to cleethorpes if you wanna step on dirty needles on the av, contract diseases from our famous prozzys or more!

Just remember to always tick your drugs here bc nobody’s hard here

Tourist: Oh I’m so happy to be at Cleethorpes. It seems so good!
11 year old boy: Ayo wagwan g , you got any fags for me fam , safe g
42 year old prozzy: if you buy me a giffgaff top up, 20 fags and a £10 wilko gift card, I’ll let you spunk on my face
Winos out in society: *sniffing coke*

Bouncers: *choking out every fuck* ZERO CHILL
Tourist: oh golly gosh what a shit place

by Dangleeballzxx October 24, 2019

Clartage

When you smash someone or something in a game or a sporting event.

Hello mate, did you see the Watford game the other day
Yes mate, absolute clartage

by 11 degrees doing bits May 26, 2020

clebt

awkward and chaotic gays

"omg, you clebt you got glitter all over the floor" "im sorry i didnt mean to"
"have you seen him? he's such a clebt i heard he tripped over his partner the other day"

by sofa 2.0 July 2, 2020

Certsibaabaasmaalarajabeneraavaookasa

An extreme slur used to ridicule a persons height (usually a midget) in Delhi, India. It is pronounced as Carte-Shi-Baba-As-Mala-Raja-Bean-era-Ava-Okasha.

"Teri to Certsibaabaasmaalarajabeneraavaookasa". - Hindi Version
English Translation : "Your a stupid midget."

by changeinchakranature December 30, 2020