cleasel

A person who is a weasel, is absolutely useless. Also resembles the Lorax and smells like a rotting clam

You got cleaseled

by Gayden Marie November 30, 2023

cleasel

A person who resembles a weasel, absolutely and completely worthless. Looks exactly like the Lorax but way uglier and smells like a rotting clam.

He is being an absolute cleasel today.

by Gayden Marie November 30, 2023

Cleat Chaser

A person—usually a woman—who is infatuated with, actively pursues, or dates athletes, especially those who play sports that require cleats. A cleat chaser is typically found at games, practices, or after-parties, hoping to catch the attention of their favorite player (or players). They can also be found in a player’s DM’s, without fail.

Sarah is totally a cleat chaser. Every year when the Cowboys come to town, she's always trying to land a hookup.

by kingjames1107 June 23, 2025

perve cleanse

when someone boots everyone of their cam

just had to perve cleanse because the whole room was watching

by epigav May 14, 2010

Fried Cleaterman

To "fry someones cleaterman" is to karate chop (open handed) somebody in the back of the neck precisely on the brachial nerve. Side effects of a fried cleaterman include but are not limited to: Severe headaches, neck pain, tingling sensation of head and neck, and in rare cases temporary loss of consciousness.

Christian:Hey will you pick that shit up off the ground?
Darby: Yeah man
*Bends over*
*Fried Cleaterman/ Cleaterman Fry*
Darby: OWWWW you dick my forehead is numb!

by bonerjamsDARBY December 13, 2010

Frontwards Cleansing

The act of releasing all of a males bioliquid from their scrodum and/or penis using a rare, Italian hand-made, baday

Thomas was delighted to discover the sensation that came upon him while he sat on his toilet after a long day exploring the wonders of Italia. After ejaculation and masturbation, he was soothed by the moist yet soft touch of the baday that squirted into his frontside, therefore giving him a Frontwards Cleansing.

by M-Well and T-Sherm May 23, 2011

Vaccum Cleansed

After a girl gives you a blow Job and sucks you up dry.

Your sister left me vaccum cleansed.

by SERGIN April 6, 2015