Clayton

A Canadian Tire Employee who will be single handedly responsibly for the extinction of the animals used to make the Baconator.
Also voted most likey to die in a tragic Pallet Jack accident. And is allergic to soap and ladders :)

Clayton is a Master- Baser

by The Man 5544 December 22, 2009

Clayton

A man who acts tuff online and through text, but in person is a weak, scared little ashamed boy. He may befriend girls, but then will loose his temper and most likely get hated by many. He can be a good friend at first but slowly becomes more of a little fag every time you talk to him.

Clayton is a bitch

by WeGotsRocks January 5, 2015

Douche Claymore

Somthing that you place on the ground (in a place that you know a douche is gonna walk)

Joe: Hey i watch this, i planted a douche claymore right over there where trevor is about to walk
Bob:Dude realy?
Joe: yeah DOUCHE!!!! (as trevor walks over the spot where joe planted the claymore)

by Douche_Snyper October 20, 2009

Claytor

A spit in the mouth then a kick in the shins, then a runaway

"shiiit! that bitch just got a claytor!"

by dddom January 14, 2008

Clayton Woodruff

A silly teddy bear of a man who screams like a banshee when he is drunk. My savage beerpong partner. Jokes tend to go over this guys head so you have to explain them at the end. Crazy good football player. Interesting person. Freak at Call Of Duty.

You:"Clayton why are you screaming like a girl?"

Clayton Woodruff:"Thats just who i am brotha"

by Hayden MacDizzle November 1, 2011

Clayton

The most amazing railfan in town! Always as sharp as a tack when answering train questions. Treat him right and he'll let you tag along on a railfanning trip.

"Wow! He really knows his trains. He is such a Clayton!"

by Tri-Cities Railfan August 28, 2016

Mr.Clayton

The biggest ASSHOLE in the world

Lets take some cornell notes. Mr.Clayton

by FUCK CLAYTON October 23, 2011