clarance

a relly cool dude aka me

clarance is cool

by clarance is cool June 3, 2022

Dallas Caron

A person who breaks into vending machines to grab two items when they're intoxicated.

"Hey how'd you get the candy bar, we used the last of our money on this beer..."
*points to a broken vending machine*
"Really Dallas Caron?"

by Juniors_BabyGirl February 28, 2019

i learnt the clarinet at school

I give a great blowjob

"Can you do anything?!?"
"I learnt the clarinet at school...."

by 7947568 July 7, 2016

Squidward’s Clarinet

When a girl blows her man’s dick like a clarinet, and licking the tip like a reed

Yo Ashley hit me wit da Squidward’s Clarinet last night bruh

by VileAnalDonkey June 13, 2018

mr. Percival Clarence

A beautiful orange tabby, and gentleman. The best ‘knight, the best cat, and best friend. 1994-2013. Goodnight, my heart.

‘No other cat compares to Mr. Percival Clarence, our Mr. C.’

by Slobbery December 8, 2019

clarinet

1.Firewood
2.Proof god has a sense of humor

Franky:Oh man theres no more wood
Jamie:It's ok we'll just usse susie's clarinet, thats all its good for.

by QuienEsTuMadre November 8, 2007

Clarence

a stupid kid who's fat and feels the need to be extra all the time

Tahia- Oh my god. That kid is so disgusting
(savage)Peyton- It must be a Clarence.

by aestheticmelanie April 1, 2017